Current mood:

bouncy

JOY ......."""""" HEHEH """"""........ YOJ
TODAY I GOT AN ASSULT CHARGE .. SOME LITTLE BRAUD PEPPER SPRAYED MY BROTHER BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS SOMEONE ELSE SO I WAS JUST GONNA TALK TO HER AND YOU KNOW BE NICE AND JUST SAY WHAT THE FUCK ... BUT NO SHE HAD TO OPEN HER BIG MOUTH SO I GAVE HER AN UPER CUT ... AND SOMEONE CALLED THE POLICE HHAHA MY MOM AND DAD ARNT TO PROUD BUT THEY UNDERSTAND SO IM NOT EVEN GROUNDED

***THINGS THAT I ENJOY***

Talking with Curtis
New socks
Hoodies
French fries woth lots of seasoning sat and mayo
Popcorn
Drawing random things
Talking to myslef in 3rd person (jennifer said jennifer should go to the mall)
Hanging out with my 2 nefews parker and jaxson
Sleeping
Rain dancing
Sex
Dance dance revoulution Extreme (PS2)
Making people laugh
Pinyotas (i know thats not how you spell it but i hope you get the idea)
Cooking in my spandex shorts
Finding random things ( like cheese)
Cake
Curious George Books
Watching Movies either mute it or put in on in a different language and make up your own words
Dancing like no one is watching even where people are watching
stair slideing (if youve never done it go find a stair case and slide down head first)
Chicken anything
Oxymorons (JUMBO shrimp)
Make korny jokes and tell them till people get mad (whats red and looks like a bucket ..a red bucket)
Staying up without sleep until your so tired you cant sleep
Nachos
Rainbows
Storms
April Fools Day
My Birthday
Toby keiths Music
Doing ridicoulous things
Watersliding
Flirting
Pina Colada Juice mixed with iced tea or mango Juice
cheesies
Building things out of unordinary things
Snakes
Ferrits
Perranas (also not spelt right)
Kickboxing
raspberry water (dasani)
Spring
Summer
Fall
Somtimes winter
bananna peels (making hats and dancing with laura)
typing while wearing gloves
my blaknets on my bed
quadding
Camping
bird catching (its hard )
Frog hunting
all you can eat buffets
moose calling ( calling the mooses or just running up and down the street with the moose caller)
The song I DONT
soup

¨¨¨¨Thats All For Now ¨¨¨¨

Turn ons

A man in a suit and tie
public displays of affection
really slow foreplay
food....like...cherries...chocalate...syrups....mm m
to just be grabbed and taken off to a secluded corner
play fighting
tickeling
tattoos
I like it rough
kisses my neck and collarbone
mirrors
being teased
a sexy voice
massages
feathes
oxford long sleeve button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up just below the elbows showing off his strong toned forearms
an hot mand with a sexy chest in jeans with no shirt

THATS ALL FOR NOW THERE WILL BE MORE BUT IM JUST GETTING TIRED OF WRITING THINGS THAT TURN ME ON


¨¨:¨¨ THIS IS FOR YOU CURTIS ¨¨:¨¨

SEX

The Doggy Style
The female is on all fours as the male penetrates her from the rear.

The Hoovering of the Floor
The male stands behind the female and lifts her by the thighs, pulling her vagina onto his penis. She supports herself on her hands. Try walking around the room while doing this

The Playing of the Cello
She lies on her back and places her ankles on one of his shoulders. He clings onto her shins while thrusting. His hands can fondle her breasts at the same time.

The Riding of the Steer
He lies on his back while she ‘sits’ on his penis. She lifts herself up and down by gripping his kneecaps and he guides her with his hands on her buttocks

The Persuading of the Debtor
The male kneels down and lifts the female’s legs up over his shoulders as though attempting to empty her pockets of small change. He then slides his penis downwards into her.

The Persuading of the Debtor
The male kneels down and lifts the female’s legs up over his shoulders as though attempting to empty her pockets of small change. He then slides his penis downwards into her.

The Sitting on the Toilet
The male lies on his back with his knees bent forming the shape of a toilet. She sits on his penis and moves up and down. Great for circus acts.

The Rocking Recliner
He lies on his back. She is on all fours facing upwards and moves back and forth.

The Black Bee
He sits down with his hands placed on the floor behind his back. She sits on top of him with her hands on his shoulders while moving up and down.

The Missionary Position
The most popular of the positions. She opens her legs as he positions himself between them in place for the most direct penetration. The simple thrust of the hips gives an easy and effective in - out action.

The Upright Doggy
Same as the doggy position woman kneels upright. She may put her hands on his thighs or buttocks for more leverage.

The Side Entry MIssionary
She lies on her side while he penetrates her from behind, as he would in the missionary position

The Proposal
She kneels down with her legs apart. He kneels down in front of her with one knee on the ground as though he is proposing to her and penetrates her.

The Spoon
She lies on her side and he penetrates her from behind in a side on position. Ideal for men with a large penis size.

The Sixty Niner
For lovers of oral sex! Both give and receive at the same time. Either partner can be on top. Ideal for same sex partners as well.

The Squashing of the Deckchair
She lies on her back with her legs pulled up and he holds them in place with his arms. Ideal for deep penetration.

The Lady on Top
He lies on his back and she climbs on top of him and slides up and down on his penis

The Watching of the Cricket
He sits on his favourite armchair while she sits on him. He can watch cricket on TV at the same time!

THATS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS ... LOL